Field of Indians

So I have crazy Indian neighbors. They are awake right now, screaming and jumping, maybe that's their karaoke . . .
So I think I have solved the riddle of craziness in town. If you have ever seen Poltergeist, you know about the whole portal to another dimension thing. Well, what I think happened is UIS was built on top of a circus burial ground . . . specifically the 'Freaks and Mutants' section. And now the mutant ghosts are trying to take over UIS. Personally, I think they already won, but I know they have overtaken my apartment complex and made cricket the most popular sport on this side of campus. Their curry-soaked souls cannot rest until every student majors in Computer Science. I have entered the Twilight Zone, and as Tommy McCahill would say, "You'd be better off watching National Treasure."