Opening Party
Well for those of you who knew, the smelly, gay Indian moved out a few days ago. For those who didn't: he smelled like curry, cooked with curry, and had weird Indian dinner gatherings at my apartment at 11pm. Oh, yeah and my roommate Nick caught him with another dude (not pink-handed, just saw topless dude in his bed at 2am). The fucking kid never cleaned either. Basically the place was disgusting. Well, he moved on to bigger and better peni on the other side of campus. To celebrate, Nick and I decided to throw an intriductory party last night to test the waters and see what we caould get away with.
It was a total success. About 20 or 25 poeple chowed up, we did a power hour to start the night, played beerpong, quarters...etc...fun. I only had to apologize to 2 poeple thus far, so I consider it a success. Prior apologies to be revealed in subsequent section....
APOLOGIES WEEKEND 2006...
Last weekend was the Apology Weekend. I made fun of some freshman girls that were at some party by asking them how prom was...mean. I yelled at a friend because she gossips in overdrive and I hate high school bullshit...necessary. Some girl on campus is a huge, inappropriate flirt when shes around me, so at the tail end of my Saturday night, I noticed her roommates were outside drinking beers and she was asleep. I walked into her apartment, knocked on the door and said there was a fire to get her up. She gets up, grabs a beer to hang out, then I promptly leave...priceless. So maybe the apologies weren't necessary, but they were fun the next day.
Last nightm, though, none necessary. Fun had by all. Me drunk lots. We also made a beer-pong room out of the Indian's old pad by pushing two campus computer desks together lengthwise. Resourceful...

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you're a smelly, gay indian
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i like how you fail to mention that you were the shirtless man in bed with him at 2 AM and that he left because he found you at 3 AM in your bed with a shirtless man. pink-handed.
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