How is this possible?!?! Something amazing is happeneing out here, even as I type this message. The student association on campus - by some freak occurrence - has retained 56 Cubs v. Cardinals Tix for Sunday April 19th. Originally priced at 70$ to include food and drink, these tix are on sale for 15$!. I cannot believe this. The first half went on sale at 9am. I arrived at 6am and there were retards already sleeping in line. I never see people on this campus, then all of a sudden they're everywhere. So the other half will be sold at 5pm...it is now...850am. I think 11am will be early enough to get tickets.

But wait! Without a catch would be ludicrous. It is also my girlfriend's birthday this Sunday and she has no interest in the game. Hmm... I had previously wanted to throw her an all day cookout, but we'd just be watching the game anyway...why not be there...hmmmm...sorry girlfriend...I have been dating the Cubs Cards rivalry longer...and right now it needs me...if anyone still reads this, I'll post my conclusion later today