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So its 4:37 AM and I'm day/early-morning dreaming about how I will be leaving this ominous landscape of calamity in less than two weeks. So what has happened here since then? NOTHING. ABSOLUTELY FRIGGING NOTHING. I've seen a few movies that aren't worth discussing... If this paper was written by my own child I'd beat him for it...

I did go on a barcrawl in Champaign and I think I was the big winner for the day....let's recap...

1. Stole a Cubs hat
2. Broke a full beer bnottle on a light post on Green street
3. Squirted rugby dicks with a water gun
4. Threw ice at a friend on a roof
5. Got kicked out of Pita Pit
6. Stole a bottle of wine from some frat dude's apartment
7. Drank the wine in Legend's, then got kicked out and blamed Megan Smith
8. Snuck back in and finished the wine
9. Woke up to some asshole serving me with a paternity suit
10. Found out that I beat up a school full of retarded midgets at the circus
11. Played the card game War with senile shell-shocked veterans
12. Donated blood to Transylvania
13. Stared at a taxidermist
14. Kicked a horse
15. Saved a lemming

Everyone missed the fun I had, So what? I'm sure there was other fun being had without my craziness that was way better than yours. Next time, don't be frigging stupid, pay attention, look around sometime, and see that I'm having a way better time than you.