HOME STRETCH

Thanksgiving break is over. Springfield found me, again. Although I miss Chicago, I don't mind Springfield anymore. It's amazing how great people can make such a shitty place bearable to the point of being fun. OK back to pissing and moaning...

Actually I have nothing to complain about. The new Incubus album "Light Grenades" came out today and lived up to my hype. I saw Clerks 2 last night and laughed a bit. I'm beating my roomates at foosball and darts. Wednesday night will bring drunken fun again...I already gathered a small group of winners for 50 cent beer night at the local hick shack (the same hick shack where dumb blondes spray mace and old men slap the asses of young women).

The girlfriend situation is quite over. I've talked to her once in the last two months and I rocked her I think. I just acted like I didn't care that she was in front of me. She left a little upset and without the 40 jello shots she pawned off on me. Fuck it. Jello shots rock, and its only logical that she sucks because she didn't want them. Hope she's happy in her anti-fun ditch...taking 2 hours to do the homework any moron could do in 10 minutes...pretending to be cool, but really being an anal bitch...and most likely getting cranked in the face by some dude's man mustard, only to find he'll be gone in 2 weeks because he found out what an aggressively boring and lame person she is.

Overall, I'm fiinshing up the semester strong...not very difficult here anymore. I'll be back in Chi December 15th or 16th for the X-Mas barcrawl that everyone who reads this better go on. Adios Bitches.